Hoist the Cone
Unofficial Buccos traffic desk
Postgame report

Pittsburgh Pirates 13, San Francisco Giants 12

CONE UP

Pittsburgh Pirates 13, San Francisco Giants 12. Road reopened. Cone up.

Cone Index
78
CONE UP
Record
68-71
Streak
W3
Run diff
+27
WC back
5.0
Final clearance

Cone authorized

Pittsburgh Pirates 13, San Francisco Giants 12. Road reopened. Cone up.

CONE UP
Final
Pittsburgh Pirates 13, San Francisco Giants 12
Date
Sep 1
Venue
PNC Park
Traffic report

Municipal baseball conditions

Runs, traffic, hazards. No filler when the road is closed.

Traffic cleared
13
Pirates runs
Traffic generated
19
Pirates hits
Lanes opened
1
Home runs
Lane changes
1
Stolen bases
Congestion left
26
Runners left on base
Hazards removed
8
Pitching strikeouts
Upcoming deployment

Pittsburgh Pirates vs San Francisco Giants

Wed, Sep 2, 6:40 PM · PNC Park

First pitch
6:40 PM
Home game
Pirates starter
Jared Jones
Opponent starter
Landen Roupp
Recent hoists

Last five reports

Completed cone calls from the latest Pirates traffic reports.

Sep 1

Pittsburgh Pirates 13, San Francisco Giants 12

Pittsburgh Pirates 13, San Francisco Giants 12. Road reopened. Cone up.

CONE UP
Aug 30

Pittsburgh Pirates 5, St. Louis Cardinals 4

Pittsburgh Pirates 5, St. Louis Cardinals 4. Road reopened. Cone up.

CONE UP
Aug 29

Pittsburgh Pirates 6, St. Louis Cardinals 2

Pittsburgh Pirates 6, St. Louis Cardinals 2. Traffic cleared, cone elevated, paperwork approved.

FULL HOIST
Aug 28

Pittsburgh Pirates 1, St. Louis Cardinals 4

Pittsburgh Pirates 1, St. Louis Cardinals 4. Delays reported. Cone lowered.

CONE DOWN
Aug 26

Pittsburgh Pirates 0, San Diego Padres 3

Pittsburgh Pirates 0, San Diego Padres 3. Delays reported. Cone lowered.

CONE DOWN
What is this?

Origin report+

A dugout cone became a fan ritual. This is the unofficial traffic desk for the orange-plastic era.

Baseball data, municipal seriousness, and exactly zero MLB endorsement.

How the index works

Deeply unofficial. Slightly strict.

The Cone Index weighs game result, score margin, run production, homers, steals, pitching, streak, and residual congestion.